Birthday Haiku

Happy Birthday Sis
Break haiku record this year
I just added two!
- LS

A long day of rain
The sun hides it's warmth and glow
Yet, Karen outshines
- BT

Happiest birthday!
I would offer to sing, but -
Nobody wants that.
- AJ

Hey it's your birthday
One year older than before
Please don't break your hip
- ML

One more year passes
I'm running out of ideas
for birthday haikus
- JM

Hang on a minute
What's the plural of haiku?
Haiku or haikus?
- JM

So, it's your birthday!
Make sure you do something fun
You won't feel so old
- RS

So it's your birthday
That reminds me of a joke
about old people.
- RS

How old are you now?
What gift did Nimbin get you?
Have a great birthday!
- SB

Happy birthday you
A new year, better job, right?
Hope your dreams come true.
- EC

You're trying too hard!
Let the haiku flow through you
and let your words soar
- AT

Only moments left
To wish you happy birthday!
I did not forget!
- GO

Another birthday?
A new wrinkle and grey hair?
Smile sis, you’re still here!
-LS

Happy birthday haiku
Sorry this one is late and broken
I’ll do better next year.
-GO

A haiku for u;
Thirty-five years in the works;
Happy happy day!
-MH

Am I belated
to say “happy birthday girl”...
middle eastern time?
-EC

I hope you ate cake
I hope you laughed, danced and joked
I hope you had joy
-EC

Thirty-five is not old
Not even halfway done yet
Energy abounds!
-EC

A birthday haiku
to be written for you, just
says happy birthday
-ND

What does the fox say?
Justin Bieber is a tool
Have a good birthday
-JB

Happy birthday girl
Keep an eye out for Bill Murray
He might crash your party
-KT

What would this girl be
if this was not her birthday?
Still pretty awesome!
-AT

Can’t wait till tonight
to celebrate your birthday
and inhale that soup
-SM

A Sunday birthday
means I shouldn’t have to think!
So no damn haiku!
-JM

What day is today?
Hickory dickory dock
I love you! Birthday.
-SB

Your day has arrived
embrace every sweet moment
Happy birthday girl!
-BT

I just saw the post
requesting a haiku for you
but I sent a song
-GF

It sure gets harder
to come up with a haiku
as you get older
-PH

Still a favorite facebook friend
even with less frequent posts
of ridiculousness
-JG

Tomorrow comes soon
Monday night dinner with boss
Haiku now? bitch please!
-JS

Did you get my card?
Happy birthday dear sister!
I will call you soon!
-LS

You’re one year older
Some day we’ll all be deceased
choose to be happy.
-NH

Say, it's your birthday!
Well, happy birthday to ya.
You are not that old.
-SB

When you are eighty,
Your old, senile ramblings will
be in haiku form.
-JM

Here's your damn haiku.
Happy birthday (once again).
Haters gonna hate.
-BZ

Happiest birthday
wishes to my wonderful
daughter number 2!
-PMH

A birthday poem
Blow out candles make a wish
Eat some cake and smile
-DH

I wrote you a poem
Using a pen and my beak.
Now come back home. Tweet.
-NTB

I already called...
But I keep my promises...
I love you sister!
-LS

Can't wait for tonight
Sushi, friends and lots of fun
Birthday party time!
-SM

Your birthday again
Though it happens every year
Thoughts of you always
-PH

Birthday plans today?
You better have a great time!
(Death is closer now.)
-BZ

Another year gone
You have really gotten old
Happy Birthday yo
-JB

Much joy and good cheer
Passage of another year
Celebrate your life!
-GO

To the strange blonde girl:
Have a wonderful birthday!
Keep rocking, girlie!
-AT

Happy birthday girl!
I hope it's out of this world
From your friend with curls
-EC

Another birthday
Without your youngest sister,
Do you want to cry?
-SB

Not good at Haiku;
This is the best I can do.
Happy Birthday, You!
-LF

Although you're not here
We wish you all of the best
Celebrate YOUR day!
-JB

Happy day of birth
to my favorite dear bear
wish I could be there
-PMH

Nobody listens,
To your cool haiku requests.
I will call the cops.
-SB

A birthday haiku?
From me, your dear friend, to you!
It's early, that's true!
-EC

The early Haikus
contain much more birthday love
than the late ones do
-NH

Ever young and strong
a birthday girl with pizazz
This girl is awesome
-NH

Another haiku?!
You're thirty-*cough* for god's sake!
Grow up already!
-JM

A problem she has
obsessive compulsive girl
haikus are stupid
-CM

Happy happy birth
Day to my lovely sister
Love and miss you lots!
-LS

Say, it's your birthday?
Well happy birthday to ya!!!
(ten minutes early)
-SB

older and wiser
bear in mind no chair standing
whirling fan blades hurt
-CL

Stranger but better
Enjoy your celebrations
Stop picking your nose
-AT

Birthday wishes made to you
This is your gift by the way
So enjoy it now
-EK

A birthday haiku???
Kids ask for that sort of thing!
What's next? Chuck E Cheese?
-JM

It is your birthday,
You probably will eat cake,
with a fork or spoon.
-DS

Happy Birthday girl
Party in your Birthday suit
drink but stay off floor
-BS

You're an awesome girl..
Have an awesome day to match!
But drink a lot too!
-AT

Happy birthday, you
happy birthday my dear friend.
Happy birthday, you.
-DS

facebook haikuing
a new marketable skill
oh! happy birthday!
-RW

It is your birthday
Your gift should be to see me
Sadly, monkeys die.
-SB

Let's try in Spanish
Uhh Feliz Cumpleanos
Did I do that right?
-DY

Today
In honor of you
Merriment
-AD

Your wish is granted!
Haikus flow unabated
Best birthday ever?
-GO

Winter is freezing
Florida is warmer though
Up north is jealous
-GH

What a treat for you!
An Edible arrangement
Ripe for a haiku
-GO

I didn't know how
but now I do on this day
Haiku birthday fun
-JB

Years passed are counted
Winter warmed with tally heat
Flaming confection
-GO

Slice into sweetness
Blow the candles, make a wish
Taste the joy and peace.
-KM

You silly goose, you
Wanting a wish in haiku
happy birthday girl
-BT

Happy birthday you
writing haikus not my thing
birthday wish anyway
-PH

Sister Haikus rock
but fists full of cash money
really brighten days.
-CL

Make a birthday wish
Happy birthday to you, girl!
This day is for you.
-DH

Where was my memo
Of your fun birthday haiku
Oh well, I love you.
-LS

Sorry I missed it.
I hope you had a good one.
Here's to many more!
-BZ

Have a great birthday
This girl freaking rocks a lot
Enjoy your day today!
-AL